What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is the strongest animal?
Which family member has tusks?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you find at the end of everything?