What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a tired tree?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?