What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What sweet treat never panics?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a greedy elf?