What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why is winter considered holy?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?