What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
When do mice play every day?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's the scariest letter?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a henway?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What bee is good for your health?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call bees that are best friends?