What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Someone stole all my lamps.