Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What siblings are always sad?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's the politest month?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was the snake coughing so much?