What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How did the tree get lost?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?