Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What game do bats excel at?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What vehicle works the hardest?