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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How do you get straight A's?
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What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?