What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where do cats go on vacation?