How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which subject has two parts?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What game do cows play at parties?