How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?