What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a forklift?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
When should you stop for a glow worm?