What do you give a sick pig?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How does a cow do math?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?