Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?