Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?