What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's the scariest letter?