What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
When does a horse talk?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What shape has a knighthood?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
