What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did March say to the madness?