What do fish use for glasses?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Did you know about April 1st?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do you make a bandstand?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What musical instrument is the best typist?