Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why are cars magic?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?