Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Which animal is the most religious?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Someone stole my mood ring!