What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How do automobiles fly?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?