Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What sports are both plant-based?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?