What sports are both plant-based?
Squash and pickleball.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do snowmen get information?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where do you take sick ponies?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What shape has a knighthood?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?