Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?