What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do plants hate algebra?