What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How did the tree get lost?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What country has the most fish?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a watch's eldest relative?