What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?