Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?