What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?