What's the most expensive plate in church?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What is the smallest lion?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?