What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?