Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do ducks have for lunch?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which bird would make a great farmer?