Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where do chips wear socks?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do trees have so many friends?