Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?