What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?