What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do you talk to a giant?