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What food is a man's best friend?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Which is the worst season?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?