What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where was Noah born?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?