What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?