Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do cows go to New York?
What are the smartest highways in the world?