What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?