What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where was Noah born?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?