What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
A family plan.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?