What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What condiment has wings?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?