What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?