Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?