Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did autumn say to summer?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?