How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
How do you make a cow float?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?