What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?