Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?