What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What game do cows play at parties?
What sweet treat never panics?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?