Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What bird is losing its hair?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do cows like to dance to?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Where is the coldest place to work?
How do snowmen get information?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?