Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How does dinner smell?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's the king of all school supplies?
When do mice play every day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?