What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Boxing Day.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is the smallest lion?