What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are stones so good at music?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do bees chew?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?