What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?