Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the whale cross the road?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?