Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What math figure is also in the band?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What birds make average students?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do cats wear to work?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How do you compliment a cat?