What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
If you need help building an ark...
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?