What car is the perfect size for mice?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?