What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do cats love to work?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?