What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was the musician arrested?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?