What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Can February March?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?