What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How is life like toilet paper?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?