What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are all priests fit?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Where does a scientist wizard work?