Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?