What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
A barbequeue.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which state has the best streets?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why don't ants get sick?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?