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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
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Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
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Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which dog loves to rob banks?