What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Six Flags® Day.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why is winter considered holy?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
