Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How are mountains able to see?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the confused bee say?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?