What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?