What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
What did the stair machines call each other?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What school subject really rocks?