Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What kind of books do boats write?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do fleas travel?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's the noisiest food?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why are turtles so shy?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?