What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's black and white and red all over?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do polar bears vote?