What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Which dogs love to study science?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?