How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which state has the best streets?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?